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Our incident officer fancied a curry Sadly he was in too much of a hurry His grey MG of which he is fond Ended up parked in the restaurants pond. He sat there thinking at least it's clean If only I could have seen over the screen If MG had made the screen somewhat shorter I wouldn't be sitting here in the water. I must get it out, I do need help You can almost hear little Peter yelp Can't call the AA, they will take too long I know, I will call St John. St Johns arrived with a look of glee Seeing water up to Peters knee They got a rope and gave it a wrench Take care! cried Peter, it's full of tench. The hauled it out, and gave a shout They're not tench, They're rainbow trout. You'll keep this quiet won't you Peter said If Jeffie finds out I'm as good as dead. We won't say a word, the St Johns men said We wouldn't want you as good as dead Besides if we told Jeffie that It would just confirm you're a first class t**tt !!! Many thanks to our Ordinary Member. |
